Special Ed Xmas 2005 Radio show - tracklist


DISC 1	73:00 total

part 1	16:07	14.7 MB
(excerpt) Special Ed Xmars Claus 94
 Johnny Cash - Xmas Memory Radio
 Chipmunks - Shut Up!
 Johnny Cash - Xmas Memory Radio_Chipmunks - Shut Up!
 Cupol, Red Planet Mars intro
 + Avon Xmas sale bullshit

part 2	  9:40	8.8 MB
(excerpt) Special Ed Xmars Claus 94 cont.
Silver Bells (warped), Alarm, Blassie-Shut Up
Absinthe, Bertoia
Dobie Gilis bits
Avon Xmas sale bullshit
Jingle Bells - Roy Meyer
Avon Xmas sale bullshit
+ Jingle Bells - Woody The Woodchuck
Jingle Bell Rock - Buddy and Bunny Burden

part 3	11:03	10.1 MB
Absinthe, Bertoia
Merry MuthafuckinÕ Christmas - Eazy-E

part 4	10:13	9.3 MB
Oh Holy Night - (unknown)
+ excerpt - 2-01 2.01 Xmas Eve 87 A - SING
Scroll, The First - The Lost Scrolls of Frosty - 3 Dead Trolls In A Baggie
Must Be Santa - Lorne Greene

part 5	12:44	11.6 MB
Panda Paws Are Coming To Town - Laurence Miller
Scroll, The Second - The Lost Scrolls of Frosty - 3 Dead Trolls In A Baggie
77 Santas - Gayla Peevey with Paul Weston and His Orchestra
The Story of Santa Claus - Sam Ulano

part 6	13:17	12.1 MB
Scroll, The Third - The Lost Scrolls of Frosty - 3 Dead Trolls In A Baggie
In The Valley Of Santa Claus - Kathy Dunn
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus - Mervin Shiner w. orchestra dir. by Roy Ross
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus - Frankie Michaels with Mort Lindsay's Orch
Santa's Doing the Horizontal Twist - Kay Martin and Her Body Guards




DISC 2	75:14 total

part 7	18:34	17 MB
Scroll, The Fourth - The Lost Scrolls of Frosty - 3 Dead Trolls In A Baggie
This Year's Santa Baby - Eartha Kitt
Come On Santa, Let's Have a Ball - Kay Martin and Her Body Guards
Ho Ho Ho - Lawrence Welk
A Party for Santa Claus - Lord Nelson
Santa's Christmas Party - Narr- Kathryn Hume, Sung by Grace Lynne Martin

part 8	15:51	14.5 MB
Bush reads Night Before Christmas - James Allenspach
nightbeforechristmas - island misfit xmas shows
The Clown In The Funny Nightgown - Billy Barty
If Santa Were My Lover Part 1 - 3 Dead Trolls In A Baggie

part 9	16:01	14.6 MB
Superman (stops the President from blowing up the whole Goddamned world or something) with Bush snipettes
Santa and The Satellite - Bill Buchanan and Dickie Goodman

part 10	  7:58	7.2 MB
Six Million Dollar Man (goes into space for some reason or another) 

part 11	16:54	15.4 MB
Space Age Santa Claus - The Hal Bradley Orchestra with Patty Marie Jay
Santa Claus Gives Away His Toys - Gilbert Girard -Descriptive Specialty with Imitations
A Wise Elf Saves Christmas - REMC (energy utility propaganda record)


DISC 3	69:06 total

part 12	11:49	10.8 MB
Santa Claus' Party - Les Baxter
Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town - Joseph Spence
Santa Claus Is Coming to Town - Lawrence Welk and His Champagne Music
I'm Gonna Put Some Glue 'Round the Christmas Tree (So Santa Claus Will Stick Around All Year) - Peggy King - Mitch Miller Orch
What Is a Santa Claus - Stan Kenton with The Ralph Carmichael Choir

part 13	  9:36	8.7 MB
Six Million Dollar Man (defends corporate world domination from the evils of organized labor, terrorism and finds another scapegoat for global warming or something)

part 14	12:06	11 MB
(excerpt) Special Ed Xmars Claus 94 cont.
Santa Claus Is Coming To Town (Marianne, the Polka Doll)
SantaÕs Gun - Residuum
Space Age Santa Claus - Gus De Wert Trio and Jeannie Jay
Rocket Ship Santa - The Bellrays

part 15	  8:04	7.3 MB
(excerpt) Special Ed Xmars Claus 94 cont.
(bits from films ÒSanta Claus Conquers The MartiansÓ 
and ÒRed Planet MarsÓ (double propaganda film - 1952)
+ a bit of Aqua Teen Hunger Force

part 16	10:31	  9.6 MB
Captain Santa Claus (And His Reindeer Space Patrol) - Bobby Helms
(excerpt) Special Ed Xmars Claus 94 cont.
 (bits from films ÒSanta Claus Conquers The MartiansÓ 
and ÒRed Planet MarsÓ (double propaganda film - 1952)
+ a bit of Aqua Teen Hunger Force

part 17	17:05	15.6 MB
Wonder Woman (saves Santa, Christmas and the free world from the Bush Crime FamilyÕs associates and mentors or something)




DISC 4	73:04 total

part 18	11:11	10.2 MB
Santa Claus Tells About His Toy Shop - Gilbert Girard -Descriptive Specialty with Imitations (1918)
Santa and the Doodle-Li-Boop - Sam Ulano
Santa Craus Is Coming To Town - Wing
bit from some Santa something record or something
Santa's Chopsticks - ÔBigÕ Tiny Little

part 19	11:31	10.5 MB
Santa's North Pole Band - Line Material Singers (another utility company propaganda record)
The Day That Santa Was Sick - Line Material Industries + (extra sound effects) or something
(excerpts from a Bozo Christmas TV show)

part 20	11:37	10.4 MB
Rock 'n' Roll-Y Poly Santa Claus - Lillian Briggs with O.B. Masingill and His Orch (tampon and douche manufacturer or something) I dunno . . . 
Santa Claus Express - Silver, Sherman, Lewis
I Am Santa Claus ( Iron Man ) - Bob Rivers
Santa, the Happy Wanderer - Santa Claus and His Helpers

part 21	  7:06	6.4 MB
Santa's Factoree - Line Material (a McGraw-Edison Company)
stop	or something

part 22	13:58	12.7 MB
Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy - Portsmouth Sinfonia
Buzzy, the Christmas Bee - Jeff and Sue Mitchell
C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S - Marcy
Carol Of The Bells - Laffy
Santa's Laughing Song - Santa and His Helpers
Hey Santa Claus - Kevin Bloody Wilson

part 23	  7:05	6.4 MB
Christmas Is... - Robert Brenton
The Night Before Christmas Binge - Kay Martin & Her Body Guards
Christmas Message - Metropolitan Life Insurance Co. President Haley Fisk (1923)

part 24	10:53	9.9 MB
Ghost of Jesus bit (Family Guy)
Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire - Pervert Productions  XXX-Mas LP
happy rxmas - a whole lotta love - the party party
Jingle Belch - Nick and Rick Gadler
O Come All Ye Faithful - Slim Spincter




DISC 5	30:20 total

part 25	  7:36	6.9 MB
false starts  or something
Sleigh Ride - Danger Woman
SantaÕs Surprise Party bit
Santa Claus hides in your phonograph - Arthur A. Penn
Tirkish JŸngle Bells - Leitkultur

part 26	10:40	9.7 MB
The Kinds of Christmas - Line Material Singers
The Restroom Door Said - Bob Rivers
A Good Good Boy - Kukla, Fran & Ollie

part 27	12:07	11 MB
some Christmas record of some sort or other
Treat Your Teets - BL New Zealand Dairy Ministries
Xmas Excerpt - Wayne Butane
We Wish You A Merry Christmas - Nick and Rick Gadler
Jingle Bells - Woody Phillips
What's It To Ya? - 38 Special